Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Boy I Want to Marry...

Recently another class at my school did a writing project called "The Boy/Girl I Want to Marry". My class has throughly enjoyed reading these papers that are hanging in the hall. So today we decided to do a similar writing assignment of our own. It was funny to read some of the qualifications of these second graders.

Like Caelan who said: "The girl I want to marry has to be cute and like puppies. And be nice to me. She should want kids. She should like the names Bella and Christian. She should be rich and she should like cats. She should like birds. She should like my band. She needs to like red, blue, pink, brown and kids."

Please! His band?

Or Tavish who said: "Someone who wants a Ferrari. Someone who can afford college. Someone who wants a big house."

A Ferrari? Where do these kids learn these things?

I think I most relate to Maren who said: "I want a boy who has a gold blonde hair. Who’s strong. Likes music, dancing, shopping and cooking. Who makes it so I don’t have to do a thing. Who likes kids. Who likes animals. Who likes books. Who likes parks. Who likes biking. Who likes hiking. And that’s who I want to marry."

Emphasis on the bolded portion. Now that's smart thinking.

4 comments:

Lalis said...

These are amazing! Soon they'll realize how it really is... and why a good chunk of us is still single, haha!

Heather at Happy Chippy Junk said...

What did your essay say??

Camie said...

I've got it narrowed down to two things:

1. Makes me laugh.
2. Laughs at my jokes.

That is all.

Sara J Low said...

Oh my gosh, those are so funny! I want someone who accepts blue kids too! That's actually number 3 on my "list". Funny funny post! Good job Alina!